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Heroines in Peril – Instant Gratification!

20 Oct

Well maybe not instant but you won’t be waiting years for my films. What the hell am I talking about? For those unaware, I recently filmed a Super Heroine parody called IRON GIRL for which I ran an indiegogo campaign to raise the funds to pay for it. See this post for the details.

Lately, crowd sourcing has had some controversy concerning big name celebrities jumping in. People who could fund their own projects or ask wealthy friends or colleagues. I’m not going to debate if this is right or wrong but it’s worrying the smaller no budget campaigner.

I want to talk about something else that should be more of a worry to artist’s struggling to raise money for their dream projects. The fact that when your campaign is successful FINISH THE DAMN PROJECT IN A TIMLEY MANNER!

Years ago, before trying my own projects I contributed to two campaigns. The first was STRIPPED: THE COMIC DOCUMENTARY the other was MAN-CHILD by Ryan Koo creator of the popular filmmaking site nofilmschool.com . Stripped goal was $58,000 and reached $109,025, double the amount. Man-Child made $125,100. $10,000 more than it’s target. Both campaigns ended on September 23, 2011. Two years have past and still no sign of the finished product.

Now the guys doing Stripped have been good at keeping everyone updated. They also look like they are putting together something really special but seriously, two years and a second campaign for more money and still not done! I have given up on Ryan ever filming Man-Child as I think he has spent all the money on a short film to sell the idea of a bigger feature film.

Another project I was keen to fund was NEIL GAIMAN’S THE PRICE. I came across this campaign a few months after it ended. It had made $161,774. This was $11,000 more than it’s goal. The campaign ended on December 1, 2010. Yes almost 3 years later and he is still working on his short film. I’m glad I missed funding that project.

Don’t think that I am just bad mouthing these people. It’s clear these 3 campaigns are passion projects for clearly talented people who have unique visions. This is why I was attracted to them in the first place. But they are leaving people questioning contributing to future campaigns. That’s far worse than a celebrity asking for money.

Yes filmmaking is hard and what can go wrong will go wrong. But you also made a promise to the people who gave their money and trust. What I originally liked about crowd sourcing was that struggling individual artists with no other means can raise the cash to make their film. The big problem is the struggling artist is not prepared to make the film they promised. Are they skilled in budgeting, time management, people skills?

Behind the veneer of a great idea may not be the romantic vision of a talented genius with a brilliant work ethic. But the stereotypical insecure, anxiety riddled, malnourished bum that is unable to keep a regular job.

A bit extreme but you get the point. When I launch my campaigns I like to give an estimate of when they will receive their perks and the final film. Then by all means necessary, deliver what I promised. If you don’t then do you seriously think people will fund your future projects?

So if a well known celebrity with a studio ready to make their film asks for money. At least you know the film will get made.

Speaking of films being finished on time and budget, here are some stills from my latest epic.

Toni Stark

Iron girl attacked Iron Girls ass Iron Girl falling Toni Stark at work

Now the real work begins!

18 Aug

Well, my Iron Girl indiegogo campaign has come and gone. This was my third time campaigning to create a superhero film and it was definitely charmed because we not only reached our goal, but surpassed it by 20%. Which is perfect because after indiegogo and paypal take their fees out I am left with just on $500. I’ve already thanked my funders, but that was just typed words on a screen. The best way to thank them is to pull up my sleeves and deliver them what I promised. That is of course an epic and sexy adventure featuring Toni Stark as Iron Girl.

If you had checked out the campaign you will have seen some interesting perks. Things rarely offered by other filmmakers. The two top perks that proved very popular are unique perks I plan to offer with future campaigns. They were a custom message in the film and the costume Iron Girl wears in the actual film. Both costumes were snapped up early by a quick thinking fan. He is now the proud owner of a yellow unitard and red g-string swimsuit called the calypso and proudly donated by the fantastic people from starwear.us. As soon as we finish filming I am sending these to him along with photos of the model wearing the costumes and not only signed by her but also sealed with a kiss.

The custom messages are going to be fun to do and will really make the film a personal piece to the viewer. I’m going to put a lot of effort into these to give them the thrill they deserve, not only because I strive to do good work but I want them to come back for more when I launch my next super heroine campaign.

I have removed my first film Thor vs Loki from free viewing now that everyone has had a good chance to see the quality of my work. Although I’m guessing some smart people have managed to download it from youtube to repost or simply keep to view themselves. The unedited more erotic video is available here.

As of this post I am now putting together the Iron Girl armor, here is the helmet complete with removable faceplate

iron girl helmet

I have been filming the progress because I plan to post some behind the scenes footage. Keep an eye out on my facebook and youtube channel for these. If you have been following my progress and looking forward to viewing the film itself, it will be in the supervixens store very soon.

Speaking of the store, I am also putting together all my never seen before footage I filmed for “The Supervixens” movie. This footage features Myst, Firefox, Viper etc, etc. Some has nudity, all of it is beautiful women in skin-tight spandex. This is my secret stash I am going to share with you all.

Okay, enough chit chat. Like I said my sleeves are pulled up and it’s time to get to work. See you on the flip side.

Give me your money!

29 Jul

That’s right, I’ve got my hat in hand again, asking for your spare change. Rest assured though, unlike the heroine addict on the street, I am going to give you something fantastic in return, (not an STD filled blow job in the alley). My Iron Girl indiegogo campaign has been up for three days now and has already sold the most prized perks on offer, the costumes from the film.
Iron Girl
But there are still some very cool perks on offer, all exclusive. Like a photo portfolio of Iron Girl in her tight costume showing great camel toe. Exclusive behind the scenes footage that will be pass word protected. And your own exclusive customized video, that’s right. You can send a message and Iron Girl will break the forth wall during the film to speak the message to you. I’t can be a very sexy and dirty message but we retain the right to edit the message just in case we get people being funny and ordering something weird or hate filled. Of course if you have concerns your message may be changed, feel free to send the message and we can review it and get back to you.
Iron Girl flying

This is my third campaign to create a Super Heroine film. The first two campaigns failed miserably. The first was to create my epic “The Supervixens”. This was a cast of 12 female heroes and villains. It was far to ambitious and expensive and ultimately failed. My next campaign was for Thor vs Loki and had a modest amount of $2500. Again we failed to raise the money but because it was a short film with only two women, we decided to film it anyway. Although the brief nudity we had planned was removed. This film is free to view on youtube to show everyone the type of films we make.
Iron Girl comic book

Our latest campaign is asking for the bare bones amount to get the film made. Just $500. This will pay for the sexy girl playing Iron Girl and the visual effects, she fights a giant mutant hunting Sentinel. Here is hoping third times a charm.

So please check out the campaign and share it with people you might think will like it. And like the glassy eyed homeless addict on the end of my street keeps asking, “give me some money”.

My banned youtube footage finds love on vimeo!

30 Jun

That’s right gang! As the lucky few out there who have been following my supervixens youtube channel for the last 4 years are well aware of. Youtube had on several occasions removed my videos because they had been flagged as pure filth not fit for mature viewers.

When I first began my channel, as some of you are also aware of, I was in pre-production on a now defunct feature film called “The SuperVixens”. An all female superhero movie filmed on a green screen to capture a stylized look akin to Sin City and 300. This was going to showcase the sex appeal of female superheroes. That is, their skin-tight, barely there spandex costumes. Yes that’s right! Camel toe, wedgies, boobs squeezing out. All the good wholesome things we grew up on from the comics and TV shows like Wonder Woman. Only cranked up to 1000.

So I began filming costume and FX test’s for the film and posting clips. Clips I carefully kept reasonably clean, if they were to be restricted to an older audience, I had no problem with that. But youtube can be very fickle, inconsistent and down right confusing concerning their polices. Resulting in removing some of my clips.

Long story short, I am now posting these very same clips on my vimeo channel. Vimeo is less uptight and so much more liberated and understanding towards filmmakers. One aspect I love is I can add a rating to my clips. So if it does contains nudity, I simply rate it for an older audience. To easy! Some of my future clips do contain nudity so look out!

So check out the videos and see if you find them offensive. It’s safe to say that if you know my work then you will be okay. Of course, if you like what you see, like me on facebook to keep up to date with future sexy vids.

 

 

 

Iron Man xxx parody – my review

13 Jun

While in pre-production on my own Iron Man parody “Iron Girl”. I thought it would be a good time to watch and review Axel Brauns latest “masterpiece”, a parody of the first Iron Man.

The film begins in Afghanistan (actually outskirts of Los Angeles). We first see a cheap and joke free scene where he demonstrates Starks weapons similar to the first Iron Man film.

His limo is blown up and he awakens to find a woman beside his bed. She is the “genius” that has placed the electro magnet in his chest to stop the shrapnel from entering his heart. The side effect of the magnet is he has a constant hard on ( this funny premise is never used again ) and they fuck. The sex scene is fine and includes anal. It concludes with a facial. Not ass to mouth because there is a cut scene.

He is ordered to build a weapon by the pervert who just watched them fuck. A quick cut scene of them building the Iron Man armor happens and Tony Stark escapes in his first Iron Man suit. The costume looks fucking retarded and cheap. I loved it! This costume gave me my first genuine laugh.

iron man xxx

Next scene we are in some mansion during a costume party. Tony is in his familiar red and gold suit. He participates in an average threesome while the Mandarin, some lame LA porn stud (again, not the right ethnicity) gets his cock sucked while waiting for Tony. The slut swallows his mandarin juice, a little gets on her chin but she gets most of it down. Guess she needed her vitamin C.

I will give them thumbs up for trying to recreate the comic book Mandarin complete with power rings, even though it looks stupid. The costume is way too baggy and they missed out on a great comedic opportunity to have him look and act asian with a politically incorrect accent. You know the one “Me so solly, I don’t rikey” the mandarin

The two chicks boning Tony try to kill him in a unexciting scene while he is sleeping. By the way it was easier for them to do away with the chest piece instead of doing make-up. So he just says he doesn’t need it anymore, funny right?

Next day Tony links one of the sluts who tried to kill him with a chinese weapons company. Despite Pepper trying to stop him, he heads to Hong Kong.

After he leaves, Black Widow enters the room. She walks towards the camera in the most fucked up way. Trying to be “comic book cool” she steps one foot in front and across the other. You have to see it to laugh at it. (I mean at it, not with it) I really think they were trying to be cool here.pepper and widow fuck

Pepper and Widow engage in some bad acting then some lesbian sex. The rubber sounds as Pepper fondles Widows costume are funny. The lust making is fine. Points for Widow keeping most of her costume on.

The film jumps to the final showdown with the Mandarin. After an uneventful fight with hand gestures from both parties, Mandarin disappears and then the credits roll. That’s it? What the fuck!

Wait…there’s more!

There is an end teaser. We meet Nick Fury (played brilliantly by Lex Steele) as he fucks and creams all over someone. Stark rocks up and Fury tells him he is putting together a team.

So to sum up, the film again misses some opportunities to be genuinely funny and the sex scenes don’t compare to what is out there. The actors lazily go through the motions and the story doesn’t try to be creative. Axel seems to have shoehorned the Mandarin into the film because the villain is in Iron Man 3. If you are saying “Fuck you, you do better”. Well….

I’m going to try.

Thor vs Loki now FREE! to view.

24 May

I come today bearing a gift. A beautiful spandex clad gift. You can now check out my Marvel parody epic “Thor vs Loki” free on youtube. Yes FREE!

(Quick update folks, as of August 2013 I have removed the video from youtube. I hope you have enjoyed seeing what I can do on a very small budget. Continue reading for why I posted it in the first place).

As I am planning to make my next film very soon, and running a campaign to raise the $500 needed to make it. I figured I needed to prove to more people I can make sexy enjoyable Super heroine short films.

Because there is so much entertainment vying for our attention and illegal file sharing going on. When you put up a pay-wall in front of your product it turns away so many people it can actually hurt your growth.

And to grow I need to gain confidence from fans of what I do so that when I produce my next film, they will happily contribute because they know they are getting something good.

Oh, and because it’s on youtube I had to edit out some nipple tweaking. That footage is still in the Vimeo clip. So if you want to see Thor rubbing herself up, you gotta pay $2. Or just enjoy this free picture below.

Thor rubs her nipples

Come get your Heroine fix now! I got the goods.

7 Apr

That’s right. Over the last week I got my act together and finished my first Heroine video. I then set up my vimeo on demand page and launched that sucker.

It’s now waiting for you Heroine and spandex fans to check out. The video is “streaming”, this means you can’t download it to keep, but can watch it as many times as you like for one month after purchase.  It’s only $1.99 and definitely well worth it. If you do decide to view my movie, I would really appreciate that you give it a rating. I know you will love what you see and ratings will give others who may have doubts more confidence to check it out.

Hopefully this is going to be a great fit for my movies. The vimeo set up looks good and no problems so far. As I build up a catalogue and fan base I will look at future options like being able to download the movies to keep. Also check out the Thor vs Loki trailer for a quick preview.

I’m going to upload some behind the scenes footage in the next few days so keep an eye out for those. In the meantime, here are a couple more images from the final movie.

Loki traps Thor Thor is attacked Loki unleashes! Boobs popping on Loki

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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