It’s been so long, but I’m back with gifts!

It’s been an eternity since I’ve posted here. So long in fact I don’t want to think about it anymore. Instead lets talk about why I’m back. Due to being so damn busy over the past three years I have not been able to produce any Heroine peril films. But that’s not for the lack of wanting to. Plus having nowhere to host my erotic peril films via on demand was annoying. But that’s going to change.

Porn sites like xhamster.com are planning to launch video on demand similar to what vimeo does now. That’s great news and gets me pumped to produce more sexy content without the fear of being removed. I hope to begin filming again early next year but in the meantime I thought I better get some of my past footage out there to remind people of what I do. Plus I don’t trust content sitting on hard drives for years on end. The thought of all my footage getting corrupted and unable to be retrieved worries me. So I thought I better start putting it online.

I’m starting with my Thor parody I did a few years ago. Along with the film I’m also posting all the raw footage in bite size portions no longer than three minutes each. Usually behind the scenes clips are boring and uninteresting and these clips would be no different if it wasn’t for the fact all my cast are attractive women wearing skin-tight spandex. I believe my core followers are going to dig every frame of footage I post.

Expect to see lot’s of clips being posted over the next year. The stuff that is too hot for youtube will be posted on a porn tube channel, (stay tuned for which one). All this is of course to give my followers some much needed content and to continue building our fan base so there will be an audience for future movies.

So that’s it. When you are fed up with relatives you can’t stand this festive season, find somewhere quiet and enjoy this latest batch of spandex hottness!

Merry Christmas Heroine fans!!

Now the real work begins!

Well, my Iron Girl indiegogo campaign has come and gone. This was my third time campaigning to create a superhero film and it was definitely charmed because we not only reached our goal, but surpassed it by 20%. Which is perfect because after indiegogo and paypal take their fees out I am left with just on $500. I’ve already thanked my funders, but that was just typed words on a screen. The best way to thank them is to pull up my sleeves and deliver them what I promised. That is of course an epic and sexy adventure featuring Toni Stark as Iron Girl.

If you had checked out the campaign you will have seen some interesting perks. Things rarely offered by other filmmakers. The two top perks that proved very popular are unique perks I plan to offer with future campaigns. They were a custom message in the film and the costume Iron Girl wears in the actual film. Both costumes were snapped up early by a quick thinking fan. He is now the proud owner of a yellow unitard and red g-string swimsuit called the calypso and proudly donated by the fantastic people from starwear.us. As soon as we finish filming I am sending these to him along with photos of the model wearing the costumes and not only signed by her but also sealed with a kiss.

The custom messages are going to be fun to do and will really make the film a personal piece to the viewer. I’m going to put a lot of effort into these to give them the thrill they deserve, not only because I strive to do good work but I want them to come back for more when I launch my next super heroine campaign.

I have removed my first film Thor vs Loki from free viewing now that everyone has had a good chance to see the quality of my work. Although I’m guessing some smart people have managed to download it from youtube to repost or simply keep to view themselves. The unedited more erotic video is available here.

As of this post I am now putting together the Iron Girl armor, here is the helmet complete with removable faceplate

I have been filming the progress because I plan to post some behind the scenes footage. Keep an eye out on my facebook and youtube channel for these. If you have been following my progress and looking forward to viewing the film itself, it will be in the supervixens store very soon.

Speaking of the store, I am also putting together all my never seen before footage I filmed for “The Supervixens” movie. This footage features Myst, Firefox, Viper etc, etc. Some has nudity, all of it is beautiful women in skin-tight spandex. This is my secret stash I am going to share with you all.

Okay, enough chit chat. Like I said my sleeves are pulled up and it’s time to get to work. See you on the flip side.

Give me your money!

That’s right, I’ve got my hat in hand again, asking for your spare change. Rest assured though, unlike the heroine addict on the street, I am going to give you something fantastic in return, (not an STD filled blow job in the alley). My Iron Girl indiegogo campaign has been up for three days now and has already sold the most prized perks on offer, the costumes from the film.

But there are still some very cool perks on offer, all exclusive. Like a photo portfolio of Iron Girl in her tight costume showing great camel toe. Exclusive behind the scenes footage that will be pass word protected. And your own exclusive customized video, that’s right. You can send a message and Iron Girl will break the forth wall during the film to speak the message to you. I’t can be a very sexy and dirty message but we retain the right to edit the message just in case we get people being funny and ordering something weird or hate filled. Of course if you have concerns your message may be changed, feel free to send the message and we can review it and get back to you.

This is my third campaign to create a Super Heroine film. The first two campaigns failed miserably. The first was to create my epic “The Supervixens”. This was a cast of 12 female heroes and villains. It was far to ambitious and expensive and ultimately failed. My next campaign was for Thor vs Loki and had a modest amount of $2500. Again we failed to raise the money but because it was a short film with only two women, we decided to film it anyway. Although the brief nudity we had planned was removed. This film is free to view on youtube to show everyone the type of films we make.

Our latest campaign is asking for the bare bones amount to get the film made. Just $500. This will pay for the sexy girl playing Iron Girl and the visual effects, she fights a giant mutant hunting Sentinel. Here is hoping third times a charm.

So please check out the campaign and share it with people you might think will like it. And like the glassy eyed homeless addict on the end of my street keeps asking, “give me some money”.

My banned youtube footage finds love on vimeo!

That’s right gang! As the lucky few out there who have been following my supervixens youtube channel for the last 4 years are well aware of. Youtube had on several occasions removed my videos because they had been flagged as pure filth not fit for mature viewers.

When I first began my channel, as some of you are also aware of, I was in pre-production on a now defunct feature film called “The SuperVixens”. An all female superhero movie filmed on a green screen to capture a stylized look akin to Sin City and 300. This was going to showcase the sex appeal of female superheroes. That is, their skin-tight, barely there spandex costumes. Yes that’s right! Camel toe, wedgies, boobs squeezing out. All the good wholesome things we grew up on from the comics and TV shows like Wonder Woman. Only cranked up to 1000.

So I began filming costume and FX test’s for the film and posting clips. Clips I carefully kept reasonably clean, if they were to be restricted to an older audience, I had no problem with that. But youtube can be very fickle, inconsistent and down right confusing concerning their polices. Resulting in removing some of my clips.

Long story short, I am now posting these very same clips on my vimeo channel. Vimeo is less uptight and so much more liberated and understanding towards filmmakers. One aspect I love is I can add a rating to my clips. So if it does contains nudity, I simply rate it for an older audience. To easy! Some of my future clips do contain nudity so look out!

So check out the videos and see if you find them offensive. It’s safe to say that if you know my work then you will be okay. Of course, if you like what you see, like me on facebook to keep up to date with future sexy vids.

 

 

 

Iron Man xxx parody – my review

While in pre-production on my own Iron Man parody “Iron Girl”. I thought it would be a good time to watch and review Axel Brauns latest “masterpiece”, a parody of the first Iron Man.

The film begins in Afghanistan (actually outskirts of Los Angeles). We first see a cheap and joke free scene where he demonstrates Starks weapons similar to the first Iron Man film.

His limo is blown up and he awakens to find a woman beside his bed. She is the “genius” that has placed the electro magnet in his chest to stop the shrapnel from entering his heart. The side effect of the magnet is he has a constant hard on ( this funny premise is never used again ) and they fuck. The sex scene is fine and includes anal. It concludes with a facial. Not ass to mouth because there is a cut scene.

He is ordered to build a weapon by the pervert who just watched them fuck. A quick cut scene of them building the Iron Man armor happens and Tony Stark escapes in his first Iron Man suit. The costume looks fucking retarded and cheap. I loved it! This costume gave me my first genuine laugh.

Next scene we are in some mansion during a costume party. Tony is in his familiar red and gold suit. He participates in an average threesome while the Mandarin, some lame LA porn stud (again, not the right ethnicity) gets his cock sucked while waiting for Tony. The slut swallows his mandarin juice, a little gets on her chin but she gets most of it down. Guess she needed her vitamin C.

I will give them thumbs up for trying to recreate the comic book Mandarin complete with power rings, even though it looks stupid. The costume is way too baggy and they missed out on a great comedic opportunity to have him look and act asian with a politically incorrect accent. You know the one “Me so solly, I don’t rikey” 

The two chicks boning Tony try to kill him in a unexciting scene while he is sleeping. By the way it was easier for them to do away with the chest piece instead of doing make-up. So he just says he doesn’t need it anymore, funny right?

Next day Tony links one of the sluts who tried to kill him with a chinese weapons company. Despite Pepper trying to stop him, he heads to Hong Kong.

After he leaves, Black Widow enters the room. She walks towards the camera in the most fucked up way. Trying to be “comic book cool” she steps one foot in front and across the other. You have to see it to laugh at it. (I mean at it, not with it) I really think they were trying to be cool here.

Pepper and Widow engage in some bad acting then some lesbian sex. The rubber sounds as Pepper fondles Widows costume are funny. The lust making is fine. Points for Widow keeping most of her costume on.

The film jumps to the final showdown with the Mandarin. After an uneventful fight with hand gestures from both parties, Mandarin disappears and then the credits roll. That’s it? What the fuck!

Wait…there’s more!

There is an end teaser. We meet Nick Fury (played brilliantly by Lex Steele) as he fucks and creams all over someone. Stark rocks up and Fury tells him he is putting together a team.

So to sum up, the film again misses some opportunities to be genuinely funny and the sex scenes don’t compare to what is out there. The actors lazily go through the motions and the story doesn’t try to be creative. Axel seems to have shoehorned the Mandarin into the film because the villain is in Iron Man 3. If you are saying “Fuck you, you do better”. Well….

I’m going to try.

Thor vs Loki now FREE! to view.

I come today bearing a gift. A beautiful spandex clad gift. You can now check out my Marvel parody epic “Thor vs Loki” free on youtube. Yes FREE!

(Quick update folks, as of August 2013 I have removed the video from youtube. I hope you have enjoyed seeing what I can do on a very small budget. Continue reading for why I posted it in the first place).

As I am planning to make my next film very soon, and running a campaign to raise the $500 needed to make it. I figured I needed to prove to more people I can make sexy enjoyable Super heroine short films.

Because there is so much entertainment vying for our attention and illegal file sharing going on. When you put up a pay-wall in front of your product it turns away so many people it can actually hurt your growth.

And to grow I need to gain confidence from fans of what I do so that when I produce my next film, they will happily contribute because they know they are getting something good.

Oh, and because it’s on youtube I had to edit out some nipple tweaking. That footage is still in the Vimeo clip. So if you want to see Thor rubbing herself up, you gotta pay $2. Or just enjoy this free picture below.

Come get your Heroine fix now! I got the goods.

That’s right. Over the last week I got my act together and finished my first Heroine video. I then set up my vimeo on demand page and launched that sucker.

It’s now waiting for you Heroine and spandex fans to check out. The video is “streaming”, this means you can’t download it to keep, but can watch it as many times as you like for one month after purchase.  It’s only $1.99 and definitely well worth it. If you do decide to view my movie, I would really appreciate that you give it a rating. I know you will love what you see and ratings will give others who may have doubts more confidence to check it out.

Hopefully this is going to be a great fit for my movies. The vimeo set up looks good and no problems so far. As I build up a catalogue and fan base I will look at future options like being able to download the movies to keep. Also check out the Thor vs Loki trailer for a quick preview.

I’m going to upload some behind the scenes footage in the next few days so keep an eye out for those. In the meantime, here are a couple more images from the final movie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My First Super Heroine video is on it’s way! Finally.

You may be aware of my Thor vs Loki video I have been making. This is my first official Super Heroine film. I posted the first half for sale when I had a payloadz store. Then they kicked me out because my stuff was a little too mature. I talk about it here.  Anyways, I think I also mentioned that vimeo were going to launch a PPV service and I was waiting to see what happens.

Well vimeo on demand has just been launched and I got my act together and finished the other half of my film. I have also changed my website. It was looking sad and slow. It now showcases my latest Heroine film as well as news of future films. Don’t hurry over yet. I will launch it in the next week. The week after that I will launch “Thor vs Loki”. Along with the movie, I will post a killer trailer and a couple of behind the scenes clips on youtube. Stay tuned for those.

I can here you asking “Pay per Veiw! How much is this gonna cost me?” I’m going to price my clips at $2. Not much at all. I think you will love these clips. They will definitely be money well spent. I don’t believe in gouging people, but to continue making videos I have to charge something. And continue I will. I hope to create many more clips featuring Wonder Woman, Power Girl, Red Sonja, Super Girl, Spider Girl etc etc. I want to eventually get my audience (you guys) involved with the story telling. But one step at a time.

Now check out my sexy Heroine and Villain.

Superman vs Spiderman xxx “My Review”

Well, after hearing about the latest Axel Braun superhero parody becoming a huge seller and reading the rave reviews online. I thought I better watch it to see why so many people are enjoying these kind of films.

Here is my review.

First up in the film we meet Spidey capturing some bad guys. Black Cat shows up and decides to fuck him, as you do in these films.

Black cat did look amazing sucking cock with her mask and white gloves on, but the gloves soon come off. And when she finishes him off it’s without gloves on. It’s not as hot. Actually, he tugs himself and nuts all over her breasts. She doesn’t even swallow. I thought cat’s are meant to like milk?

Dock Ocs CG tentacles look silly, which isn’t a bad thing, but they are never used to full potential. For instance, a bondage scene would have been perfect.

When we meet Lex Luther and Ms Teschmacher for the first time. Super Girl arrives to stop them and we see them play out the Superman movie scene. The one where Luther, after placing the Kyptonite around Superman’s neck, throws him into the water.

Problem here is Super Girl isn’t tossed into water. Which would be sexy. Instead she is thrown onto a table. Ms Teschmacher saves her but first requests lesbian sex. The sex between these two is actually quite hot. Teschmacher licks and fingers Super girl while she is still wearing her red panties and skirt. This earns big points. Although Super Girl isn’t wearing the more sexy crop top outfit.

The sex talk between them is stock standard. ” I love your fat little pussy” and “be a good girl and make me cum”. They keep missing the opportunity to lace the dialogue with pop culture references. Where is the ” Does your cousin Superman make you cum this hard?”

And again, this sex scene is a little long.

The acting between the sex scenes is bad as expected. I don’t have a problem with that.

What I do hate in porn and low budget films in general. Is when the direction, editing and dialogue is also bad. By bad I mean slow and stilted. This film is no different.

The sex scene between Superman, Mary Jane and Liz Osborn is fine. But in the world where ass to mouth and throat fucking is king. This feels a little boring. Also, for someone as strong as Superman. He sure does work up a sweat.

Speaking of dodgy Superman. His flying scenes are just a head shot of him standing there with a fan blowing him. See the picture below. Yes that is as good as it gets. In todays age where 14 year olds can create stunning special effects this is inexcusable.

There is a scene where a caged Lois Lane is forced to suck Lex Luther’s cock. This would have been sexy if she just made him cum right there. But no, they proceed to have a long, seen it before sex scene.

Considering Lois is meant to be doing this against her will, she enjoys it and reacts like any other porn actor. Even begging for more. While Superman is watching mind you! If Lex is meant to be such an evil character, why didn’t he painfully anal fuck Lois. Another missed opportunity for a dramatic but sexy scene.

A very bad acting Spider Woman shows up to save the day and another average unimaginative sex scene ensures. Although her line “You going to shoot me with your fucking web shooter?” is a step in the right direction.

This film would have been fantastic 25 years ago. But gone are the days of 80 minute porn films with stories. We have instant access to beautiful women in all manner of extreme sex act’s. You name it, it’s available. And fans of porn need a stronger fix every time.

But this is for the comic book and spandex fetish fans I here you cry.

Even being a comic book and super heroine fan myself. This film didn’t do it for me. Where are the feats of strength and super powers? The creative peril scenes Heroine fans crave? Also If you are going to use spandex, Where is the cameltoe and wedgies. John Stagliano understands the erotic appeal of tight spandex and killer sex. Why isn’t he directing these films.

Maybe I’m wrong because these films are selling well and Braun is taking home fistfuls of awards for doing them. My hat is off to him for making a success of it.

But damn, I need to knock on Vivid entertainments door.

Skin-tight spandex on chunky curves!

If you have been checking in to my facebook page every now and then. You will be aware of the little poll I run every few weeks. This is my way of being interactive with my fans. Unlike most others, I’m not the best at posting every hour about the latest happenings in pop culture. The same happenings every other page post’s. Nor am I interested in asking “How are you today?” or “What are you doing on the weekend?” Just to create better SEO.

Okay, this is sounding like I’m complaining. Truth be told, if I was a young sexy cos-player with thousands of boys waiting for my next post, I would do the same. More power to them. But I’m more interested in creating art for my fans. And I know you would rather see that than me posting another phone picture of me posing in the mirror.

But being interactive does create more awareness and helps build your audience. So I’m told as I complain that no one likes my stuff. That’s why I like these polls. You help decide which curvy Heroine to do, and I enjoy making something you want to see. Which for an artist, is the best feeling and makes your work better.

When I produce my next Super Heroine movie I will do a poll for that as well. In fact you will see my process on my Supervixens page.

My latest poll is now up. Choose between DC’s Starfire or Marvels Silver Sable. Both will look stunning as curvaceous spandex clad honeys.

Here is the last voluptuous heroine. The busty Rogue. No jacket required….or belt.

Curvy Marvel comics Rogue.

 

I will make a gallery soon to host these stunning full figured Heroines.